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At his second PPV, Heretick captured the XWF Hardcore Championship. Read this match as well as others below... [The cameras are shown in a dark damp jail house. It zooms in as Reflection is sitting on a jailbed with a black and white striped jaihouse outfit on. The reflection starts to talks in an echo voice] Reflection-Jail is nothing The pain is something When the tears roll down your eyes and the vision flashes you will know what hell is like! [Then DMX "Who we Be" plays as it shows a flashback of the debut of reflection , then Ace walking to the ramp and talking on the mic. Then it shows Reflection being beat up at the concert as blood runs down reflections face and onto the screen. The blood then runs off as the screen says XWF Jailhouse. Then the cameras cut to the arena as the fans scream and the XWF theme plays as pyros explode ] JR- We welcome you ladies and gentlemen to the second anual Jail House PPV, we've got a great line up for you tonight, with the main event being Overweighter v Ace in a Hell In a Cell Match King- I can't wait JR- The next match promises to be a great one. A singles match between Impact and Exile! King- Oh yeah, JR, time for the pain! JR- As you know, this is only a singles match, so count-outs and DQ's will be in effect. Finkle- The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring… EXILE! (the lights go out and "until you crack" by the union underground starts to play. then two white spotlights point to impact standing (with a white & black mask white elbow pads black gloves and white pants with his logo on the side) at the top of the ramp then when he starts to walk down to the ring all the lights come back on when he gets to the ring he jumps over the top rope and goes to a corner and raises his hand. ) Finkle- And the challenger…IMPACT! (Music starts up again as the lights dim down. Impact appears at the top of the ramp, arms folded across his chest. Fire bursts from the top of the ramp as he races down to the ring. Exile wastes no time. As soon as Impact is in the ring, he begins his assault, kicking and punching his. Exile whips Impact into the turnbuckle and runs at him for a spear. Impact dives out of the way and Exile's shoulder hits the ring post hard. He falls to the mat, screaming in pain as Impact climbs to the top rope and delivers a crushing swanton bomb. He goes for the cover, but Exile grabs the ropes, breaking up the pin. Impact grabs Exile and pulls him to his feet, but Exile hits a low blow, dropping Impact to his knees.) JR- Oh God, there's Heretick. What is he up to? King- This doesn't look good JR! (Heretick walks around the ring towards the announcer's table. He grabs two steel chairs and places them right outside the ring. He takes a seat at the announcer's table and grabs a headset.) JR- Well, this is an honor, Heretick has joined us in the broadcast! Heretick- I am just made of time JR. Now shut up and lets watch this match. (Exile hits a hard piledriver on Impact and climbs to the top rope for a five star frog splash. He nails it and goes for the cover. ONE-TWO-TH… Heretick runs over, reaches through the ropes and pulls Exile off of Impact. The ref jumps out of the ring and orders Heretick to leave. Heretick obeys and heads back to his locker room. While the ref's back is turned, Impact grabs one of the steel chairs by the ring and hit Exile on the head with it hard. Exile falls as Impact throws the chair out of the ring and drops for the cover. The ref, satisfied that Heretick was gone, turns around and slaps the mat for the count. ONE-TWO-THREE!) Finkle- Here is your winner, IMPACT! JR- This is insane, Heretick has once again ruined a match for a great superstar! What is he trying to prove? King- I don't know JR, but whatever it is, that was a well thought out plan! =======Comercial Break======== The camera turns to the titantron as Joey "The Street Fighter" Gunn theme hits and Joey Gunn steps out to a cheer from the fans. JR: Well, the fans seem to be taking well to this superstar. King: He’s one hell of a competitor, but I’d still kick his ass! JR: Right… King: You damn straight! Announcer: This next match is for the XWF Crusierweight Championship Title! Introducing first, from Manchester, England. Weighing in at 253 lbs. Joey "The Street Fighter" Gunn! Joey Gunn takes some high-fives from the crowd as he walks to ringside. He jumps onto the apron and steps through the ropes. Then goes to one corner and holds his arms up to the crowd, who cheer in appreciation. He then jumps off and goes to the opposite ropes and holds his arms up again. The fans cheer once again, you can see the sparkle of camera flashes taking pictures of this bright young superstar. King: And here comes your winner, JR! "Original Sin" Jake Methods theme hits to a bad reception by the fans. Original Sin steps out as if they are cheering him and greets the fans. Announcer: And his opponent, from New York. Weighing in at 180 lbs. "Original Sin" Jake Methods! Original Sin walks down with a massive smile on his face, as you hear chants of “Asshole” from the crowd, you can hear Original Sin responding with “Thank you, thank you!” JR: This guy is loopier than a hoolahoop! King: He’s the man, JR! JR: Well that’s not the first word that comes into my head… Original Sin slides into the ring still with a big smile. He starts jogging on the spot as Joey Gunn looks at him with an angry face. The bell sounds. King: And they’re off! The two superstars circle each other once. Original Sin stops and holds out a hand for a ‘friendly’ handshake. Joey Gunn doesn’t look happy. He looks to the crowd that is booing Original Sin. He ignores the warning and goes to shake Original Sin hand. They shake hands and no underarm tactics are used. Joey Gunn looks a bit confused. They circle again and go to lock arms, but Original Sin pokes Joey Gunn in the eyes! Joey Gunn turns away holding his face. Original Sin jumps and executes a powerful bulldog on Joey Gunn. JR: That was disgraceful, why isn’t the referee disqualifying this man? King: Oh it’s not that bad, JR. Besides, the referee wants an all out winner in this contest, and there is so much on the line. Original Sin pulls Joey Gunn to his feet and scoops him up, then lets him fall throat-first on the top rope. JR: Oooh! King: That’s got to smart! Joey Gunn is holding his throat. Original Sin, with a big smile on his face, casually walks over to the ropes, leans against it then jumps landing a double knee drop onto the head of Joey Gunn. King: Yahoo! JR: This is heinous! How can Original Sin get away with this? King: It’s perfectly legal, JR. JR: Well it damned well shouldn’t be. This guy could have a concussion! Joey Gunn is holding his head and face as he tries to his feet. Original Sin takes the advantage and kicks Joey Gunn in the mid-section. He sets Joey Gunn up and executes a powerful German Suplex. Joey Gunn’s back bounces off of the mat, Original Sin stomps a couple of times on him then goes to the corner. JR: What’s he doing now? King: He’s going up, JR! Original Sin sits on the top rope, then stands up on the second rope and jumps hitting a leg drop on Joey Gunn. Joey Gunn isn’t moving. Original Sin tries a pin. Referee: 1… 2… Three, KICK-OUT! JR: Joey Gunn kicked out! King: What? No way! JR: Joey Gunn looked out for the count, but has saved enough energy to kick out! Original Sin turns to the referee. The referee screams to him “It was only two!” but Original Sin isn’t happy with the referee’s decision. Original Sin goes to hit the referee, but doesn’t notice Joey Gunn behind him, who rolls him up for the pin! The crowd scream as the referee counts. Referee: 1… 2… KICK-OUT! JR: Close count there! Joey Gunn nearly pulls off a shock victory! King: Sneaky, underhand, cheating little bastard! JR: It’s in the rules, King! king: Shut the hell up! Who asked you anyway? Both of the men get to their feet and exchange right hands, Original Sin hits a massive right and Joey Gunn stumbles into the ropes. Original Sin goes off the ropes then runs to land a huge clothesline, but Joey Gunn ducks and Original Sin flies off of the top rope to the outside! King: Ouch! Joey Gunn goes off the top rope and as Original Sin gets to his feet outside the ring, Joey Gunn leaps over the top rope and hits a huge cross-body onto Original Sin! JR: Wow! What a high risk manoeuvre by Joey Gunn! King: Ah, I can do that! Joey Gunn gets up and holds up an arm to a huge pop from the crowd. He pulls Original Sin to his feet then Irish whips Original Sin into the ring post! Original Sin’s shoulder crashes against the ring post. JR: Ouch! King: Come on, Original Sin! Original Sin gets to his feet holding his arm, Joey Gunn charges around the corner and hits Original Sin with a spear! Joey Gunn gets up and pulls Original Sin to his feet, then lifts him in a bare-hug position, and slams his back into the ring post! Original Sin is in absolute agony outside the ring. King: Why isn’t the referee counting out this jackass? JR: They are both outside the ring and we must have an outright winner. Joey Gunn pulls Original Sin to his feet again and has him in a headlock. He pulls Original Sin over to the commentary desk. JR: Oh no, what’s happening here? King: He’s going to break our brand-new commentary desk! Joey Gunn places Original Sin on the commentary desk. Original Sin isn’t moving. JR: What the hell is Joey Gunn doing? Joey Gunn gets into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He turns toward the commentary desk and leaps, hitting a huge splash on Original Sin and decimating the commentary desk! King: My desk! JR: It’s not YOUR desk. King: Yes it is! JR: It’s not, it’s our desk! King: It’s mine! JR: Well, it’s broken here anyway. And so are the two competitors here. King: This is the price you pay, if you want the XWF Cruiserweight championship. JR: And you’d know about that, wouldn’t you? King: Yes I damn well do. JR: So why aren’t you in this match then? King:… JR: King? King:… JR: That’s what I thought. Joey Gunn starts to move. He slowly gets to his feet and then pulls up Original Sin. He brings him over to the apron and rolls him into the ring. Then Joey Gunn climbs in afterwards and pins. Referee: 1… 2… Three, KICK-OUT! King: YES! JR: So close! A hundredth of a second in that one! Joey Gunn lowers his head in disbelief. What will it take for either of these guys to lose this match? Joey Gunn gets to his feet again and starts pulling Original Sin up by his hair. Original Sin takes the advantage and… JR: LOW BLOW! King: The referee didn’t see it! Original Sin stands up with the cocky grin from earlier as Joey Gunn rolls around on the floor holding his genitalia. Original Sin taunts Joey Gunn shouting, “Get up!” JR: This isn’t right! King: The referee didn’t see it, JR! Original Sin is going to win this when he hits the Original Sin Methods of Madness! Joey Gunn gets up, Original Sin goes for the Methods of Madness but Joey Gunn Dodges it and hits Original Sin with a Down to Earth. Joey Gunn Pins. Referee: 1…2…3 Announcer: Here is you’re winner and still Cruiserweight Champion Joey "The Street Fighter" Gunn! Joey Gunn rolls out of the ring with his Title and runs up the ramp while his theme hits the speakers. The Camera cuts to a Commercial Break. [The cameras go backstage and a black limo is seen pulling up outside of the arena. The chauffer gets out and opens the passenger door, a crutch can be seen coming out of the door and then Red Rock gets out, using the crutch. He leans in the limo and pulls out a second crutch and then uses them to walk into the arena. His right knee is in plaster and he looks in a downbeat mood! ] Jim Ross: Well King, i didn't think Red Rock would be making an appearance here tonight. He has twisted his knee and his private doctor, Doctor Richard has recommended that Rick has three weeks off at least. His cruciate ligament has taken a small twist and is currently inflamed. It will be ok unless he uses it too much, which would cause serious damage! Jerry Lawler: Certainly JR, even coming into the arena tonight is really a silly thing for him to do, he should have stayed at home and watched on Sky Box Office. Jim Ross: I wonder what his motives are? One can only imagine that his psycological games are the reason, indeed its Red Rocks way, but he has so many enimies! Jerry Lawler: Hang on JR, I think we are about to find out what he wants. [Red Rock is met by Kevin Kelly who hands him a mic, they slowly walk around backstage until they come to a room where technical tv gadgets can be seen.] Kevin: Its all linked up and ready to go Rick, just say when and we'll go live! [They enter the room and Red Rock faces a set up camera and Kevin Kelly signals for a switch to be turned on by an Xwf staff member. ] [The Xwf-tron lights up as all the fans turn to watch!] Jim Ross: He's on the Xwf-tron King! Red: Thats right it's me, RED ROCK RICK RODGERS! Yeah i'm a little down at the momment, its a little hard mentally to deal with, being told that i won't be able to give some payback to that fat son of a b!tch for a few weeks because my knees f*cked up! You see, my Doc tells me that if i enter the ring, or do any other pysical activity for that matter, then my knee ligaments will be seriously damaged and my career as a pro wrestler will be in jeporady. Jim Ross: He's right King! Red: So instead of sitting at home, I made the choice of coming here to the arena and watch from ringside. I want to witness first hand whether Ace or the Overweighter will be my next championship chump. You see, that number one spot was all mine, i was on top in our match overweighter and i was about to hit something speacial off of that turnbuckle, when you used a cheating tactic and now i'm standing here in the back with my knee in plaster! King: Well he seems a little pissed off JR, but i don't think Overweighter need worry about him at the momment, his knee's in plaster. Jim Ross: But that SOB Kevin Kelly is more than capable King, he's a sneaky git. Red: So not tonight, but in the near future, Red Alert will be back, be back in action to rule the XWF, i will resume being the power, the icon, the standard bearer. I will educate Ace, Overweighter and Joey Gunn like they have never been educted before! So when you three punks see this, you can be safe in the knowledge that Red Rocks here in this very arena and he has his lil' buddy with him! [Kevin Kelly appears on the Xwf-tron standing next to Red Rock, he smiles and then holds up a staple gun.] Red: Now if you don't understand what i'm capable, then take a look. [Kevin Kelly gives the staple gun to Rick and then grabs an Xwf staff member, he gives him a few digs in the stomach and then holds him in front of Red Rock. Red Rock fires the staple gun into the mans head several times, blood pours down his face and then the scene is censored and the Xwf-tron returns to its normal state.] Jim Ross: Oh my god, someone has to get security back there, that was hellacious. Jerry Lawler: I can't help but thinking Red Rock and Kevin Kelly will have some more involvement tonight JR, i retract my earlier statement. He's got that damn staple gun again, anyone is lethal with a staple gun. Jim Ross: Kevin Kelly more than most, he's had some experience already. King- Jailhouse is getting under way and we are about to witness one of the many title matches, JR! JR- A brawl for all for the Hardcore Championship between the champ, Shadow, and Doom, his challenger. This should be one hell of a match, King! Finkle- Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a hardcore match, for the XWF Hardcore Championship. Introducing first, weighing in at 253 pounds, he is the XWF Hardcore Champion… THE SHADOW! (The lights dim. Pyro goes off and Those Chosen by The Planet begins to play. Sauntering down the ramp is Shadow, Hardcore Title strapped around his waist. He climbs into the ring and glares at the crowd. They begin to chant his name. He runs to the corner post, climbs it and raises his fists in the air, showing that he is ready for the match.) JR- Well, there is our Hardcore Champion, Shadow! This match is going to be a good one King! King- Oh yeah, JR, the hardcore matches we have here in the XWF are amazing. These guys put their bodies on the line for the sake of victory! Announcer- And introducing the challenger, from Andover, England, weighing in at 245 pounds… DOOM! (Just Another Victim begins to play. Strobe lights flash from all ands of the arena as black lights flicker on. Doom appears at the top of the ramp, flexing him broad muscles.) King- Oh yeah, JR, he looks pumped and ready to go! (Doom races down to the ring, but Shadow is there to meet him with a steel chair. WHACK! Shadow swings the chair hard, striking Doom right on his skull.) JR- My god, what a chair shot to start off this match! King- He leveled him, JR! (Shadow drops the chair and picks up doom for a scoop slam. He nails it and Dooms back goes across the fallen and dented steel chair. Doom writhes in pain, holding his lower back. Shadow seizes this opportunity to see what is under the ring. He lifts the apron and pulls out a ladder, two tables, a sledgehammer, and a steel pipe. He sets up the two tables and turns around to attack Doom again. Doom is on his feet and spears Shadow, lifting him up and slamming him through one of the tables. Both men are down, but Doom rises quickly and grabs the sledgehammer. He hits Shadow across his lower back with it three times and drops it. He picks Shadow up by the hair and starts to lead him to the backstage area.) JR- Now the action is being taken backstage and we all know how brutal this can get. King- Hardcore action brought to you exclusively by the XWF! (Doom throw Shadow face first into the concrete wall in the hallway. A piece of sheet rock is nearby, and Doom grabs it. As Shadow struggles to his feet, Doom nails him with the sheet rock, gashing open Shadows head.) King- Oh my God JR, the champ is bleeding! (Doom picks up Shadow and throws his lifeless body over his shoulder. He heads for the stairs, leading downstairs.) JR- Where is he going, King? King- It looks like he is heading towards the boiler room! This is getting ugly! (Doom kicks open the door to the boiler room and goes inside. He throws Shadow down, his head striking the concrete. Doom grabs a steel barrel and slams it on Shadow as he struggles to get up. Shadow is knocked out again. Doom races to the lower lever of the boiler room and begins to stack tables, one on top of the other. After stacking six, Doom runs back up the stairs. Shadow struggles faintly to get up, but it's too late. Doom picks him up, drags him over to the rail and with the greatest of ease, delivers the Doomsday Driver, sending Shadow all the way down to the lower level, crashing through all of the tables. Doom runs down and pins Shadow. ONE-TWO-THREE! The ref raises Doom's arm and hands him the belt.) King- Oh no, here comes Big Ed! (Big Ed runs down to the action. Doom sees him and is ready to fight. Big Ed runs past him though and begins pounding on Shadows skull. He grabs a steel chair, and Doom holds Shadow up. WHAM! Big Ed slams the steel chair on Shadow's skull, splitting him open even more. Doom and Big Ed shake hands and begin to kick the lifeless body of Shadow. Referees rush down to the boiler room and restrain the two wrestlers. But the damage has already been done.) JR- This is an outrage, King. Why the hell did Big Ed attack Shadow even after he lost the match? King- Probably because Shadow beat Big Ed for the title and Big Ed wanted to make a point to Shadow not to screw with him. JR- Look at the sadistic look on both Doom and Big Ed's faces. They are truly insane! King- This is the XWF, JR. Insanity is a main factor in this federation! ========Comercial Break====== JR- Well, the next match is going to be one of two hardcore matches. But I must say King, from what we have seen so far tonight, all of these matches have been hardcore! King- That's right JR, anything can happen here in the XWF! JR- As you know, our general manager, Hawk, has just entered Heretick in this match, which is scheduled to be a hardcore submission match. This makes it into a fatal four way with the winner being the last main surviving this brutal match. King- This is going to be sweet, JR! Finkle- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a fatal four way, hardcore submission match. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 312 pounds…TYRANT! (The lights dim down and the crowd goes wild. Breathe by Prodigy starts up as Tyrant appears at the tops of the ramp. Sparks shoot from every side of ramp as Tyrant runs towards the ring. He jumps into the ring and glares at the crowd.) Finkle- Introducing next, from Kennebunk, Maine, weighing in at 195 pounds, RAPTOR!!!! (Pyro explodes from the top of the ramp as Identity Crisis by Thrice begins to play. Raptor races down to the ring. He stands on the top turnbuckle and raises both fists in the air.) King- These two have quite a feud going on. In a cage match on this past Thunder, Raptor tore Tyrant in half. I think it's payback time, JR! JR- Remember, this match is a submission match with hardcore rules. You must make your opponent tap in order to eliminate him. This is going to be a hell of a match, King! Finkle- Next, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 275 pound…HERETICK!!!! (8-7-666-5-4-3-2-1. The lights go off as The Heretic Anthem by Slipknot begins. BOOM! Fire explodes from the top of the ramp, and walking through the smoke is Heretick. He walks slowly down to the ring, steps over the top rope and enters the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and raises his arms. He brings them down quickly and fire bursts from all four ring posts. The crowd begins to chant, "@$, @$, @$…") Finkle- And introducing last, but certainly not least, from Daytona Beach, Florida, weighing in at 325 pounds…BIG ED!!! (Maven's theme begins to play as Big Ed appears on the ramp.) Big Ed- Cut the music, cut the f**king music! Now, I have come out here to inform you all that I am pulling out of tonight's match. King- WHAT?!!!! Big Ed- I have bigger fish to fry than the hardcore division. I am going after the world gold now. (Heretick grabs a mic) Heretick- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a damn second. Bigger fish to fry? Oh, I get it. Kinda like the fish you had to fry when you crippled Stephanie on Thunder? C'mon you f**king girl thingy, get real. You can attack a woman and cripple her for life, but you are too scared to get in here with us? What kind of wrestler are you? (Big Ed glares at Heretick) Big Ed- No see, I don't feel as if this hardcore division is challenging anymore. I mean, Heretick, take you for example. You take a cheap shot on me during my match with Thunder just to seem like a bad@$$. That is just low, man. (Heretick snickers beneath his mask) Heretick- No, see what you don't seem to realize is how protective I am of women. Yeah, I watch the Man Show and I love strip joints, but I respect women just the same. When you hit a woman in front of me, you had better be prepared to hit me too. And knock me out on the first punch, or I will make your life hell. But I guess you figured that out already. So go on Big Ed, leave the hardcore division, forfeit this match, and move on. Hopefully you will get even worse of an @$ in your new division and see the fact that you are just, well, washed up! Big Ed- I am going after the world title. You losers can wrestle in this crummy little division for as long as you damn well please. Big Ed will rise to the top! (His music starts again as he heads back up the ramp and back to his locker room.) JR- Well, King, this match has turned into a three way after a startling change of events. Big Ed in the heavyweight division? Who would have thought of that? King- Heretick has a point though, there is no excuse for what he did to Stephanie. JR- It looks like this match is about to start. (The bell sounds. Heretick and Tyrant go directly after Raptor and begin beating the snot out of his. They double irish whip him into the ropes, but he counters both of them with a double clothesline, knocking both of the to the mat. Raptor jumps out of the ring and grabs a steel folding chair from the timekeeper's table. He gets back in the ring and as Heretick and Tyrant rise to their feet, he hits both of them with the chair in one shot! Raptor pounces on Heretick and puts on the ankle-lock. Heretick screams in pain as he tries hard not to tap. Tyrant gets up and kicks Raptor in the back of the head, breaking his hold on Heretick. They drag Raptor out of the ring and over to the announcer's table.) King- Here they come, JR. Get out of the way! (JR and King clear the area as Heretick and Tyrant set Raptor up on the table. They hit a 3D, sending Raptor through the table and straight down to the concrete. Heretick locks in the lion tamer on Raptor, who is trying his hardest not to tap out. All of a sudden, Big Ed comes out from the crowd and jumps the guardrail. The whack both Heretick and Tyrant in the head with a steel chair and pounces on Heretick while Raptor jumps on Tyrant. Heretick struggles as Big Ed pummels him with his fists. Big Ed picks up Heretick and throws him headfirst into the steel stairs.) JR- Well, our table in demolished, but the real problem is, what the hell is Big Ed doing? King- He's getting Heretick back for making him lose the parking lot brawl on Thursday! (Big Ed picks up Heretick and rolls him into the ring. Meanwhile, Raptor hits Tyrant with the Shredder and puts the ankle-lock on him. Tyrant struggles, but it's too much for him. He taps out. In the ring, Heretick has regained his edge and is now beating the hell out of Big Ed. Heretick sets him up and nails the Heretick Slam! Heretick shows he isn't done as he picks up Big Ed again and delivers the Defiance, a last ride onto the top of the ring post, sending Big Ed falling out of the ring, lifeless. Raptor climbs the ropes and hits Heretick with a missile drop kick, knocking him face first onto the canvas. Raptor climbs the ropes again, this time for a frog splash. Heretick rolls out of the way as Raptor comes down. Raptor writhes in pain, holding his ribs. Heretick rolls out of the ring and begins to walk along the side of the ramp, back towards the exits. He reaches under a table by the exit and pulls out a sledgehammer.) JR- Oh no King, not the sledgehammer! King- This could be over! (Raptor stumbles towards Heretick. Heretick swings the hammer hard into the right knee of Raptor. A loud cracking sound is hard throughout the arena as Raptor alls, clutching his knee. Heretick then hits Raptor's left knee, bringing damage to both of them. As Raptor moans in pain, Heretick locks in the figure-four. It's too much for Raptor's injured knees, and he taps without hesitation.) Finkle- Here is your winner…HERETICK!!!! JR- He survives a brutal attack by Big Ed, and still manages to come away with the win. How the hell did he do that? King- That was brutal JR. Did you hear Raptor's knees crack? JR- Big Ed is being tended to on the side of the ring by EMT's, and more are rushing to Raptor's aide. King- This match was truly one to remember JR. What a rush! =======Comercial Break====== The Camera cuts to the announcer’s table; king and JR are there. JR: Up next is The Shadow Vs Poison for the XWF Glodewide Championship. King: Are these two on the same side? JR: Yeah they are both in DX. The lights go out, pyros go off and the lights come back. Those chosen by The Planet hit the speakers and The Shadow walks down the ramp with Lisa Wonder by his side. Announcer: Coming to the ring weighing in at a weight of 253 lbs. and standing at a height of 6’5”ft also being accompanied by Lisa Wonder, The Shadow! The Shadow climbs up onto the apron, he sits on the rope and Lisa Wonder steps through the rope. She walks over to the other side of the ring; The Shadow walks into the middle of the ring. King: Watch out a Shadow is about, so is Lisa WOW I didn’t notice that she had puppies! JR: You’re sick, is that all you think about? King: What don’t you like Puppies? JR: Never mind let’s get on with this match. Announcer: Now coming to the ring weighing in at a weight of 250 lbs. And standing at a height of 6'4"ft also being accompanied David Darchov, Poison! Enterfaith by Soulfly hits the speakers, David Darchov walks out on the ramp and he stands at the top of the ramp. He waits for a while then all of a sudden Poison Comes from out of the crowd, attacks Shadow from behind and Lisa Wonder quickly climbs out of the ring. The bell sounds, Shadow is down and being stomped on by poison. Poison picks up Shadow, throws him into the ropes and Shadow bounces back. He stops before running into poison’s clothesline, Shadow delivers a dropkick to Poison and Poison flies to the floor and gets straight back up to get hit by a clothesline for The Shadow. Poison gets straight back up again, he gets hit by another clothesline and falls straight over and Poison once again gets up straight away. Shadow goes for another clothesline, but Poison ducks and runs against the ropes and delivers a spinbuster to Shadow. Shadow is down; Poison walks over to where Lisa is watching and smiles at her. JR: What is Poison thinking, these two are meant to be on the same team. King: Yeah but when there is a title on the line you don’t care about friends. Poison picks Shadow up by his hair, he puts Shadows head in-between his legs and goes for a Scorn. Shadow reverse it and lifts up Poison on his shoulders Shadow throws him outside of the ring and poison hits the mat. The referee starts the count. Referee: 1…2… Shadow climbs out of the ring, picks up Poison and throws him into the steel steps. Shadow walks over to Lisa Wonder to see if she is okay, he walks over to Poison’s lifeless body and rolls him into the ring. Shadow gets into the ring, pins Poison. Referee: 1…2… Poison gets his foot on the rope and the referee doesn’t see it. Referee: 3! The Referee signals for the bell, the bell rings and the referee holds up The Shadows hand and gives him the XWF Glodewide Championship belt. Those chosen by The Planet hits the speakers, Shadow climbs out of the ring and goes to walk up the ramp with Lisa Wonder. When all of a sudden Hawk runs out with a microphone. Hawk: Poison’s foot was on the rope, therefore the match hasn’t finished and the match shall now proceed. Poison is out of the ring and behind Shadow, Shadow turns around to get back in the ring when Poison hits him with The Antidote. Shadow is down; Poison picks up Shadow and rolls him into the ring. Shadow is still down; Poison sees Lisa Wonder and starts to walks slowly towards her. She starts to walks backwards up the ramp. All of a sudden the lights go out, there is silence throughout the arena and fireworks shoot up into the sky. The lights come back on; you can see The Overweighter at the top of the ramp standing next to Lisa Wonder. Poison slowly walks back down the ramp, The Overweighter starts to chase after him. Poison starts to run down the ramp he gets to the bottom and sees Shadow on the top rope, he stops so Shadow can’t jump on him and The Overweighter comes charging down the ramp. Poison runs as fast as he can to miss The Overweighter but Poison is watching The Overweighter and not where his going, Poison then runs into the ring post. The Overweighter picks up Poison, lifts him high into the air and hands him to The Shadow. The referee slides out of the ring and sends The Overweighter away; The Overweighter walks up the ramp to where Lisa Wonder is. Shadow is still on the top rope with Poison; Shadow sets up a Supernova. Shadow and Poison are both down, the referee is counting and shadow slowly puts his arm over Poison. Referee: 1…2…3 Announcer: Here is are winner and new XWF Globewide Champion The Shadow! The referee holds up The Shadows hand and hands him the title, The Shadow climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp to meet with Lisa Wonder and The Overweighter. JR: What an amazing match that was! King: What are you talking about? Lisa didn’t get her puppies out! JR: You need help! [The camera cuts backstage and shows Michael Cole and Zero] Cole:This is your first pay per view do you think you are ready? Zero:If I'm ready......if I'm ready.....YOUR D@MN RIGHT I"M READY!!! I know my Thunder showing wasn't too hot, but tonight will be a different story....IT WILL BE MY STORY!!! Cole:So you think it will be you coming out of Jail House the International Champion. Zero:Cole tell me something.....How will them tight a$$ nice clean suit f@gs think when this multi colored hair, slang talking, high flying, crazy motherf^cker like myself representing the world for the XWF. Now i know all three of us in this match are people who give and give to this company and to these fans, but I will be the one they roar for tonight. Cole:You really are a freak type superstar aren't you. Zero:NO!! I am not some guy who brags about being a freak or being sick. I mean I get fevers now and then, but I don't brag about it. Cole:How do you like the stipulations of this match? Zero:I F*CKING LOVE IT!!!! I will make sure that I give these fans what they want.... and that is that my feet will come about.....well I never was very good at math, but I would say as far as the highest ladder goes.(The fans start to erupt.) I have a little surprise for these two superstars tonight. [The interview is abruptly ended when Zero punches a hole in the wall.] Finkle- The following match is the No DQ, No COunt out, Falls Count anywhere match for the XWF International Championship, [The Machine charges down the ramp and slides into the ring. Zero leaps onto him and plants a knee into his back. The referee pulls back Zero and Machine gets to his feet before charging Zero and pushing him to the floor. Zero gets up and the referee stands in between the two superstars. The arena goes quiet as the crowd watch in anticipation as they stare each other down. The Loved One's music hits and they both look up at the ramp before exiting the ring at either side. The Loved One come out from the back and looks to the ring, and it's empty. Zero and Machine are squatting beside the ring, looking underneath for weapons and the crowd are obscuring them from The Loved One's view. ] JR - I don’t think the Loved One can see his opponents King, he looks confused. [Zero pops his head up from beneath the ring. The camera zooms out to show a couple of metal rubbish bins tied together and a steel chair with a rag tied around it. He spots the Loved One on the titontron, which then switches to a view of him and he punches the camera filming him. The Loved One walks down the ramp carrying his belt and gets to the edge of the ring. He climbs up onto the apron and turns around so his back is facing the ring. He looks up the ramp and Machine slides into the ring behind him. He is carrying a plank of wood, but The Loved One spots him on the titontron and as Machine goes to hit him over the head, TLO drops to the floor and Machine hits the ropes. The force of the blow makes the plank bounces back off the ropes and hit him in the head. Machine stumbles backwards and Zero slides into the ring. As Machine turns round Zero clotheslines him and the referee calls for the bell. ] King - Here we go! The match is getting started at last. [Machine gets up and Zero clotheslines him again. Zero watches him get up and is about to clothesline him again when The Loved One grabs him in a waistlock from behind. Zero fires off with an elbow, but The Loved One ducks and switches his position so he is holding the waistlock from the front. He stands up and lifts Zero into the air, but Machine kicks his legs away and he falls to the mat. Zero lands on his and makes the cover 1..2.. broken up by Machine.] Zero gets up and pushes Machine backwards. Machine goes to punch Zero, but Zero blocks and hits Machine with a stiff right kick to the thigh. Machine holds his leg and Zero hits a high left kick to the head. Machine crashes to the floor and Zero pounces on him, grabbing an arm and locking in a wrist lock. Machine shouts out and tries to break free, but Zero keeps the pressure on and manages to keep Machine down. Zero tightens the lock, but The Loved One breaks it up. He hits Zero over the head and then throws him out of the ring. The Loved One turns his attention to Machine and picks him up. He punches him into the corner before leaping onto the second rope and kneeing Machine in the face. JR - Did you see that King? The Loved One is certainly a well rounded athlete. He manages to mix technical wrestling with hardcore brawling and still adds a touch of the orient in his attacks. King - A touch of the orient? What are you talking about JR. JR - That high knee in the corner is a Japanese move. [The Loved One jumps down and whips Machine into the opposite corner. He charges in, but Machine moves out of the way. The Loved One manages to stop himself by leaping onto the second rope, but Machine is to quick and grabs him before hitting a high angle backdrop. The Loved One holds his back as Zero leaps in from the outside and attacks Machine. He punches him in the ribs several times and then whips him into the ropes. Zero jumps over The Loved One's body and comes running back at Machine at full force. He leaps over TLO again, and launches himself into a dropkick. He boots Machine in the face and Machine falls out of the ring.] [Zero stands up and celebrates when The Loved One leaps to his feet and tackles him to the ground. He lays in with a series of rights and lefts before picking Zero up and pushing him into the ropes. He whips him across the ring but Zero counters into a whip of his own. The Loved One flies across the ring, bounces off the ropes and charges back into a shoulder toss over the ropes from Zero. TLO manages to keep his balance and lands on the ring apron, but Machine is waiting below him and slides between his legs. He pulls The Loved One backwards off the ring apron into a vicious powerbomb that lands right on the dustbins that Zero pulled out. ] [Zero smiles in the ring and exits on the other side to where Machine had been hiding at the beginning of the match. They is a pile of three tables, a glass penguin shaped lamp, an umbrella, and a big shoulder bag. He picks up the glass penguin and looks at it. The crowd all cheer when they see the strange object and Zero puts it in the bag. He picks up the umbrella and puts it into the bag as well, before looking under the ring and pulling out a hand held chef's blowtorch.] JR - This match is going to get messy very quickly, I can sense it. King - Yeh well that's what a no DQ falls count anywhere match is all about! [As Zero packs away the blowtorch in his bag, Machine is putting the boot in on The Loved One on the opposite side of the ring. The Loved One is bleeding heavily from a cut in the back of his head and Machine is making it worse by booting him in the skull. Machine turns around to look at the crowd when a kid in the front row holds up a Loved One banner. It's a simple piece of card with black writing on it, but Machine grabs it and stamps on it with his foot. He leaves a bloody footprint on the card and hands it back.] King - Hey that kid better hold onto that card, it's worth some money now! JR - That's sick King. King - Sick but true JR. [Machine puts his bloody boot on The Loved One's chest in a cocky pin 1..2 easy kick out. Machine spies the chair Zero pulled out and picks it up. Zero walks round the ring and pulls out the blowtorch and holds it in the air just as Machine picks up the chair. Machine doesn’t see Zero and lifts the chair into the air, and Zero lights it. ] JR - Hey that rag must bit soaked in lighter fuel or something, look how it caught on fire so easily! [Machine smashes the flaming chair down onto The Loved One's shoulder and the crowd let out an 'ooo' as they realise just how brutal the shot was. Machine looks at the chair and looks puzzled as to how the chair caught on fire. He turns around and Zero smashes the glass penguin lamp over his head. Machine goes down to one knee, but drops the flaming chair. Zero grabs it and goes to hit Machine, but Machine moves and Zero hits the ground. Machine slides into the ring to escape Zero, but The Loved One is left lying on the floor. Zero lifts the chair up, and slams it back down, but TLO lifts his feet and boots the chair away. TLO grabs the chair and Zero steps backwards, holding up his hands. TLO gets to his feet and Zero backs up the away up the ramp. Machine slides out of the ring and heads up the ramp as well, but clotheslines Zero as he approaches him. Zero hits his head on the ramp and The Loved One advances, swinging the flaming chair in front of him. Machine runs up the ramp to the top and walks over to the far left of the ramp. The Loved One attempts to hit Zero, but he moves and is chased up the ramp. At the top Zero runs to the right side of the ramp. The Loved One reaches the top and looks around. He looks at Zero on his right, and Machine, who is now bleeding, on his left. ] King - It's a stand off. Who's going to move first? [Machine looks behind him and sees a 10 metre drop to the floor below. He looks to the left of his and grabs hold of the PPV scenery. He pulls off a metal pipe and smiles evilly. The Loved One looks across at Zero who also has pulled of a pipe and is swinging it around his head. They advance on The Loved One who looks at the two of them. He charges Machine and manages to block a shot from the pipe with the chair, but the blow knocks the pipe out of Machine's hand and the chair out of The Loved One's. The fire on the chair begins to die away and Machine and The Loved One turn around to see Zero walking behind them. He kicks the chair and the pipe off the ramp and charges his opponents. The Loved One takes the a shot to the head from the pipe, and Machine punches Zero in the jaw. Zero drops the pipe and it rolls off onto the floor and stops next to the edge of the staging. The Loved One makes a dive for it, but Machine and Zero both get the same idea and low dropkick The Loved One in the chest, pushing him off the staging onto the floor below. He crashes onto a pile of rope and then rolls onto the floor.] JR - He just fell 20 feet to the floor below! It could actually have been 30 feet, I'm entirely sure. King - Mmm. JR - What King? King - Nothing. That was a hell of a fall, thank god he landed on those ropes. Who would bring a pile of rope, which must be about 100m in length, into the arena. JR - Probably the same person who puts glass penguins and a blow torch under the ring. [The camera zooms in on The Loved One and his arm is twisted awkwardly behind his back. Machine and Zero begin brawling and Zero manages to get a pin after a scoop slam 1..2.. not this time! Zero pulls up Machine who fires off a flurry of punches, and they go out through the curtains to the backstage area.] JR - Let's take a look at the fall that The Loved One took again King. It must have been about 40 feet. King - 40 feet? [An action replay shows The Loved One falling ten metres off the edge of the staging to the floor below.] [The action cuts backstage where Zero and The Machine are exchanging blows. Machine blocks a punch and whips Zero into a wall. Zero holds his back and Machine punches him in the stomach, winding him. Zero stumbles forward and Machine attempts a high kick to the back of the head, but Zero moves and dives onto the floor, rolling onto his back before pushing off the ground and swinging his legs up, kicking Machine in the arse. Machine crashes head first into a metal bookshelf and Zero leaps to his feet. Zero punches Machine and then whips him down the corridor sending him stumbling to his knees, Machine gets up and staggers backwards ending up about 5 metres away from Zero. Zero charges Machine, and leaps sideways onto the bookshelf before flying off with a spinning heel kick. He connects and Machine goes down, smashing his head on a shelf of the bookcase and leaving a dent in the metal shelves. He goes for a cover 1..2.. kickout. ] [Zero pulls Machine up and leads him over to a door marked 'Locker room B'.] King - Hey that's the women's locker room! [Zero smashes Machine through the door and follows him in. Inside the room a couple of women are taking a shower and scream as the bloody Machine lies on the floor not moving. Zero pulls up Machine, but Machine punches him in the stomach and then follows up with a series of punches to the head forcing Zero into the corner of the room. On one side of the room there's a row of sinks and Machine sets up Zero for a suplex onto them. He lifts Zero off his feet, but Zero kicks off the fall and spins himself around to land on feet first on the first sink. It can't hold his weight and it breaks off the wall and Zero falls awkwardly onto the floor. Water begins to spray out from where the sink used to be and a it sprays across Machine's face. Machine picks up the sink which fell off the wall and smashes it over Zero's head. Zero is knocked out and cut wide open. Machine collapses in a heap on the floor, exhausted before making the cover 1..2.. Zero kicks out! Machine looks angrily at the referee and demands a faster count. ] JR - I've just been told we've got a double segment King, we've got another replay of that brutal 50 foot drop that Loved One fell from. King - What??!! [The screen splits in two and shows The Loved One falling off the 10 metre high staging. The camera then switches to The Loved One… who's standing up! The crowd being screaming in support as he stumbles towards the exit to the backstage area. The camera follows him through a door and into a long corridor. ] [Inside the locker room Machine has set up the sink, bowl down on the floor. He pulls Zero to his feet, but Zero falls back to the floor. The blood from both of them has mixed with the water and the whole floor of the locker room is now flooded with pale red water. A plumber enters and turns off the water with one twist of his wrench, and he leaves as Machine begins to drag Zero across the floor. ] [In the corridor, The Loved One is stumbling along looking for his competitors. He sees the plumber and noticed the red blood stains around the ankles of his grey trousers. He grabs him and slams him into a wall.] The Loved One - Where are they! [The man motions towards the womens locker room, which has a puddle of bloody water outside it. The Loved One grabs the man's wrench and walks towards the room. ] [Inside Machine is standing with Zero's head locked between his legs and the sink by his feet. Machine grabs Zero around the waist and lifts him into the air, in a piledriver. The Loved One bursts through the door and smashes the wrench over Machine's head, just as he drops Zero with an inverted tombstone. Zero's head crashes into the sink bowl, and Machine collapses to the floor knocked out. The Loved One pulls their shoulders together and goes for the double pin 1..2.. Original Sin of the Mechanical Animals comes from the showers and breaks up the pin attempt.] King - Hey! Original Sin was getting it on with those ladies in the shower! JR - Well now he's become a part of this match, he's helping his buddy Machine win the title. [Original Sin pulls The Loved One up and slams him into the wall, he then grabs him by the head and tries to throw him out the door, but The Loved One counters and throws Sin into the doorframe crotch first! Original Sin holds his balls as The Loved One lays into his with a series of rights and lefts. He pulls Sin into the corridor and chucks him away. He turns round and Machine is stumbling out. The Loved One boots him in the chest and hits a Tori Suplex, hurling Machine into the wall behind him. The Loved One gets up and punches Machine in the head before dragging him down the corridor. ] King - Where's he taking him? JR - I don’t know King, but one thing's for sure, he can't be ok after that 60 foot fall he took. [The Loved One kicks a fire door open and pulls Machine out into a balcony. He pushes Machine into the railings and Machine holds on, keeping himself standing up. The Loved One steps back and begins to stamp his foot on the floor. The crowd in the arena go mental and he lunges forward with the Love Heart, kicking Machine over the balcony to a grassy mound about 5 metres below. ] JR - Oh my god! That makes the 70 foot fall from The Loved One earlier on seem like nothing. Machine must have been kicked of the balcony and fallen will over 100 feet. I may be over exaggerating but I'd like to hazard a guess at 120 feet. King - Over exaggerating? JR you never exaggerate do you! JR - That's true, I like to call it down the line 100% of the time. What's The Loved One doing now? [The Loved One takes a couple of steps back and then leaps off the balcony. He flies through the air and lands on Machine with a splash. The referee looks on from the balcony, but seconds later a second referee runs out and makes the pin 1..2..3! We have a winner. ] [The Camera flicks backstage a shows The Overweighter leaving the cafeteria with two burgers in his hand]] =======Comercial Break======== Finkle- The following match is the HELL IN A CELL MATCH for the XWF Heavyweight Championship King- Its time JR-Its time Finkle- Introducing first the challenger.... The Overweighter !!! [American Fat Ass by Kid Rock begins to play as The Overweighter zooms down to the ring on his motorbike] JR- this sold out crowd are on there feet [The Overweighter parks his bike up outside the cell and climbs up in the ring. Overweighter raises both hands in the center of the ring as the crowd chant his name] Finkle- And his opponent, The XWF World Heavyweight Champion..... Ace!!! [Click CLick Boom begins to play as he comes down to the ring with his title belt around his waist] JR- here comes the champion [Ace jumps up in the ring and hands his belt to the referee. The crowd grow silent as the two men square up with each of and start talking trash. Ace says something and Overweighter punches him in the side of the face, he then grabs him by the arm and send him of the ropes into a short arm clothesline. The Overweighter then raises his arms again and the crowd cheer. Overweighter picks Ace up of the mat but he sticks his thumbs in his eyes. Ace jumps up and puts Overweighter in a suplex possition, but he can't lift Overweighter of the ground] King- He cant lift Overweighter JR- I aint ever seen anyone lift the Overweighter hes a giant of a man [Ace trys a get but collapses on the floor holding his back. Overweighter bounces of the ropes and hits a big time leg drop, he makes the cover (1..2..). The Overweighter picks Ace up and kicks him in the stomach, he then places him between his legs and powerbombs him onto the mat. The Overweighter then bounces of the ropes and hits a big splash (1..2.). Again Ace kicks out. The Overweighter yanks Ace up of the mat and chucks him through the ropes to the mat below. Overweighter grabs hold of Aces feet and catapolts him into the steel cell, Overweighter then starts searching under the ring ] King- Here come the weapons JR- That didnt take long [The Overweighter pulls out a metal folding chair and turn around, but Ace snatches it off of him and hits him over the head with it. Ace then whips Overweighter into the cell door, but it doesn't open. Ace then trys again three times, before finally the padlocked door buckles at the bottom. Ace then kicks the padlock a couple of times of the dorr swings open] JR- There out of the cell! [Ace chucks Overweighter onto the floor and kicks him in the back. Ace then snatches a soft drink of a fan sitting at ring side and poors it over the Overweighters head, Ace picks Overweighter up and slams his head into the security railing, busting him wide open in the process. As Ace and Overweigther near the titantron all of a sudden reflection runs down the stage and smashes Ace over the head with a steel chair ] JR- Whats Reflection doing, hes not in this match King- Its no DQ Jr, who cares JR- Im sure Ace does, hes just had his brains scrambled [As Reflection celebrates, The Overweighter grabs him around the throat and chokeslams him down. The crowd cheer. The Overweighter then picks him up and throughs him of the stage in one go, sending him down into the tech area. Reflection is shown crumpled on top of pile of cables. Ace climbs up to his feet and grabs hold of Overweighter, hes chucks him back toward the ring and follows after him] King- It looks like there coming bach this way [Ace slams The Overweighter head into the cell before looking around at he crowd. Ace then starts climbing up the side of the cell, much to the delight of the crowd] JR- Ace is going to the top King- Dont go up there, bad things happen to people who go up there [Ace makes it to the top of the cell and begins to taunt the Overweighter. Overweighter looks up at Ace above him and starts climbing up aswell] King- What!, The Overweigher can't climb all that way JR- He is [The Overweighter eventually makes it up to the top of the cell, but Ace elbows him in the back of the head, and begins to punch him in the face] JR- Overweighter is dangerously near the edge [Overweighter balances on the edge as Ace prepare to knock him of and send him all the way to the floor below. Ace swings his fist but the Overweighter grabs hold of it and chucks him back into the center of the cell. Ace jumps back up to his feet and hits Overweighter with a low blow, Ace then trys to hits the Atitude Adjustment but he cant lift the Overweighter. The Overweighter then kicks Ace between the legs and hits him with the Last Meal causing the two to brake the cell and fall into the center of the ring] JR- Oh My God!!!, they must have fell 25 feet through the cell into the ring King- Look the Overweigthers moving [The Overweighter crawls onto Ace and makes the pin (1.....2......3)] JR- Hes done it, The Overweigther has done it Finkle- And winner of the match as NEEEEEW XWF World Heavyweight Champion!.... THE OVERWEIGHTER!!!! [The Overweighter holds up his title belt above his head as a Jail House Highlights package begins to play] =========XWF Jail House goes of the air========