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Here are the results from the Oct. 3rd Thunder, during which Heretick makes his debut.
[Thunder comes on the air with a backstage segment playing. The Shadow and The loved one are shown shaking the hand of a masked tag team in there locker room]
Jim ROss: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to THursday Thunder, we are only a few days away from PPV and im confused now after that clip
King- So am i JR
JR: Welcome to Thunder everyone....
(Randy Ortons theme hits on the PA and Big Ed and Stephanie walk out to the ring)
Howard Finkle: Please welcome to the ring Big Ed and Stephanie.
King: Well JR looks like we'll be joined by Big Ed here tonight.
(Big Ed and Stephanie walk up the stairs through the ropes and into the ring where Big Ed is handed a mic)
Big Ed: Cut the music.
(Music stops as the Crowd starts up)
Crowd: Big Ed, Big Ed, Big Ed
Big Ed: It's time, it's time for me to show the world who person number two is in the case of "The Pills". Person number one was The Coach but everyone one need some reason for everything. You see Coach was not the main person he was just a "Side Kick"
JR: Well tell us who it was!
(Big Ed steps next to Stephanie)
Big Ed: Person number two was.........STEPHANIE!!
King: What JR could it be?
JR: Say it ant so King say it ant so.
Big Ed: You b*tch any reason to get rid of her cause I was spending more time with Jadess just so she wouldn't get killed in the ring. Now you'll pay!!
(Stephanie starts to run out of the ring as Big Ed grabs her hair and pulls her down to the ring mat. Big Ed picks her up and slams her on the ground and runs out of the ring and grabs a table)
Crowd: We want a table..... We want a table
(Big Ed sets the table up in the ring and picks up Stephanie and give her the Lights Out through the table)
JR: Lights Out!!! Lights Out!!!
(Big Ed looks at Stephanie and grabs a mic)
Big Ed: You and me we're over!! and oh baby pay backs a b*tch!!
(Big Ed drops the mic and his music hits as he walks backstage to his locker room)
JR- The next match should be a great one, King. Two great young superstars going head to head in a singles match.
[Surfacing by Slipknot blasts through the arena.Out come Zero with a Red and green hair style, runs down to the ring and gets on the apron and does a flip into the ring. Surfacing continues to play as the arena goes dark and the spotlight shines on Zero as he does a headbang and raises his arms in the air. ]
King- We saw overconfidence at the begining of the last match, JR, and as a result, Tyrant was torn in half by Raptor!
JR- Lets hope his overconfidence isn't his weakness.
(The lights dim again, this time completely black. Eerie red lights appear at the top of the ramp as smoke is blown over them. My Plague by Slipknot starts as Hunter walks down the ramp. He steps over the top rope and into the ring.The lights come back on)
JR-There's Hunter.
King- This is going to be a great match JR!
(Hunter and Zero stare at eachother and grapple. Hunter whips Zero into the ropes and nails him with a hard clothesline across the throat, dropping Zero to the mat. Hunter climbs the ropes and tries for a leg drop, but Zero moves out of the way and Hunter hits the canvas hard. Zero grabs Hunter by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He then nails the Psycho driver and goes for the cover. ONE- TWO-THR.. Hunter gets a shoulder up! Zero punches the mat in frustration and starts to pull Hunter to his feet. Hunter hits a lowblow and a spinning-wheel kick, knocking Zero to the mat. He climbs the ropes and this time nails the legdrop. He then grabs Zero's legs and locks him up with the deathlock)
King- Theres the deathlock, JR. This could be over!
(Zero, screaming in pain, reaches for the ropes. He grabs the ropes and Hunter releases his hold. Hunter picks up Zero, kicks him in the midsection and picks him up, ready to deliver the Last Ride. Zero reverses it and nails a hurricanrana! Hunter flies over the top ropes and through the timekeepers table! Zero is down as well, writhing in pain and holding his lower back. He's better off than Hunter, who is still motionless outside the ring. The ref begins the count. ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-. Zero climbs to his feet and leaps outside the ring. He picks up Hunter and throws him back into the ring, stopping the count at six. Hunter is still completely motonless. Zero goes for the cover. ONE-TWO-THR... Hunter throws Zero off! Hunter jumps to his feet and beings kicking Zero in the back of the head.)
JR- How the hell did he get up?
King- I think he was just playing possum JR. That is what we call strategy!
(Hunter continues to assault as Zero tries to fight back. Hunter is unstoppable. He kicks Zero in the gut again, picks him up and delivers the last ride. He goes for the pin. ONE-TWO-THREE!)
Announcer- Here is your winner... HUNTER!!!
JR- Usually Hunter will lock in the figure four after that last ride for his finisher, Killer Instinct.
King- I guess he figured that Zero was too beaten to tap! What a match!
=======Comercial Break=======
JR- This next match is going to be an explosive one King. A cage match between Tyrant and Raptor!
King- Oh yeah JR, in the XWF, these cage matches are taken to the extreme. I think we are going to see a good one!
(Breathe by Prodigy starts as Tyrant appears at the top of the ramp. Pyro goes off and Tyrant races down the ramp, climbs the cage and stands on the corner of it with his fists raised high)
King- He looks very confident, JR
JR- Oh no, here comes Raptor!
(Raptor doesn't wait for his music and dropkicks the side of the cage, sending Tyrant flying face fist to the canvas)
JR- Oh my god, what a fall!
(Raptor climbs to the top of the cage and flys high, hitting a flying elbow to the sternum of Tyrant)
King- Well, both men are in the cage, so the match can start! But what an entrance!
JR- Tyrant doesn't seem to be moving much.
(Raptor grabs Tyrant by the hair and throws him into the ropes. His back lashes across the steel of the cage only inches away from the ring. Raptor grabs Tyrant again, but Tyrant hits a lowblow! Both men are down, but Tyrant grabs the ropes and struggles to his feet. Raptor gets to his feet, and Tyrant hits him with a kick to the midsection. Tyrant signals to the crowd)
King- Oh no JR, its time for the Power Within!
JR- This could be over!
(Tyrant nails the power within, and starts to climb the cage. He's almost to the top when Raptor grabs the cage and shakes it, sending Tyrant falling back to the canvas. Raptor picks up Tyrant and whips him into the turnbuckle. Raptor climbs on the second rope and begins to pound on Tyrants head. After hitting him about ten times, Raptor jumps in the air, wraps his legs around Tyrants head and hits a hurricanrana, launching Tyrant almost all the way to the other side of the ring. Raptor begins to climb the cage. Tyrant pulls himself to his feet, runs to the other side of the ring and starts to climb too!)
JR- Both men are on the cage, fighting for the win.
King- This could get even uglier JR!
(Raptor reaches the top first and is ready to climb out when he sees Tyrant almost to the top too. Raptor carefully moves to the corner of the cage to have balance, and as Tyrant reaches the top, Raptor headbutts him, grabs his throat, and nails a huge chokeslam, once again sending Tyrant back to the canvas. Raptor swings his leg over and climbs out of the cage)
Announcer- Here is your winner.;..RAPTOR!(Identity Crisis by Thrice starts)
JR- That was incredible! The balance that Raptor had was amazing. Nailing the Shredder from the top of the steel cage was truly a showing of great althetisism
King- Thats true JR, look at Tyrant, he isn't moving at all!
Howard Finkle: The following match is the Parking Lot Brawl, introducing first Big Ed
[Big Ed walks into the parking lot and pulls a bin of the wall]
Howard FInkle: And his opponent.... The Machine
[The machine runs at Big Ed with a metal chain and smashes it into his face. The Machine picks Big Ed up and whips him into a sign, Machine then goes to slam Big Eds face into the bonnet of a car, but he blocks it and spinebusters him into the concrete floor. Big Ed grabs Machines head and pushes it through the glass car window. All of a sudden a Man appears behind Big Ed]
King- Who the hell is that?
JR- I don't know King, but whoever it is, he looks like he is going after the Machine!
[The masked man brandishes his sledgehammer like a sword and raises it as if to strike the Machine.Its a fake! Heretick swings the sledgehammer with brute force into the side of Big Ed's skull!]
JR- My god, he has just leveled the former hardcore champion with that sledgehammer!
King- Big Ed's skull must be in pieces!
[The Machine fall on top of the lifeless Big Ed, and scores an easy pinfall. Big Ed's attacker stands a few feet away, breathing heavily]
Howard Finkle- Here is your winner...the Machine!
JR- This is an outrage. Big Ed was robbed of this match!
King- The real question is, who is this masked man?
JR- Here comes Jadess, now what?
King- I don;t know JR, but whatever it is, it doesn't look good.
[Jadess grabs a microphone as she stands side by side with the masked attacker]
Jadess- Now I know damn well that you are all wondering who this is. Well, you will find out, in the center of that ring, after the next match!
Howard Finkle: "The next bout…is for the XWF Globewide Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 240 lbs., Scorpion!"
[Never Gonna Stop by Rob Zombie blares over the speakers as Scorpion dashes down the ramp and into the ring, ready to fight.]
Finkle: "And his opponent, weighing in at 250 lbs., the XWF Globewide Champion, Poison!"
[Enterfaith by Soulfly hits as Poison walks down to the ring, a cocky look on his face and the Globewide belt over his shoulder. He slides into the ring and then stands for a moment, staring at Scorpion. He takes his belt in both hands, looks at it, then looks at Scorpion. He lets the belt fall from his hands to the corner of the ring and claps his hands together, gearing up for the fight.]
JR: "This ain't gonna be a brawl, ladies and gentlemen, nor a high-flying extravaganza. No, it's gonna be a straight-up technical wrestling match, and a marvel of one I might add."
King: "And I just know that the Scorpion's venom is going to be drained by an injection of Poison JR!"
JR looked at King in disgust.
JR: "That's low even by your standards King."
[Referee Mike Chioda stepped in between the two wrestlers and gave a brief rules review, then signaled for the bell.]
JR: "And here we go!"
[The wrestlers locked up in the center of the ring. Momentarily, it looks have if neither has the upper hand, then Scorpion got Poison in a headlock and whipped him into the ropes. Scorpion tried for a clothesline, but Poison ducked, and used the momentum to bounce against the other ropes. Scorpion tried a second time, but Poison once again ducked and this time went around behind Scorpion. Poison locked his arms around Scorpion's waist, and then nailed a devastating German suplex on him. While Scorpion caught his breath, Poison celebrated with a little taunt to the crowd. Scorpion eased his way up while Poison was preoccupied. Just as Poison turned his attention back to the match, Scorpion was ready and finally nailed that clothesline. Poison went down, but instead of celebrating, Scorpion followed and crouched over Poison, giving him several blows to the head. Scorpion then lifted Poison up and whipped him into the turnbuckle. He charged at Poison, but never pulled off what he intended to, for Poison elbowed him in the face. Poison took advantage and grabbed Scorpion, then delivered a belly-to-back flip suplex. Posion went for the cover ONE…TWO…Scorpion kicked out. Poison stepped back and taunted Scorpion to stand up. When he did, Poison charged at him, but Scorpion stepped out of the way and Poison ended up slamming his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Scorpion rolled up Poison with a School Boy, but only got a two count. The two slowly got up and exchanged blows for a minute, before Poison nailed Scorpion with a snap suplex.]
JR: "Already a number of devastating suplexes pulled off by Poison!"
[Poison lifted Scorpion up and set him up for the Scorn, but Scorpion reversed and slid down behind Poison. He shoved Poison forward, knocking him into Chioda. Chioda fell and Poison stumbled backwards. In one swift move, Scorpion lifted Poison up and nailed the Ride to Hell.]
JR: "Ride to Hell! Ride to Hell! It's over!"
[Scorpion pinned Poison, but Chioda was still out. The crowd began counting and made it to ten before Scorpion got up and went over to check on the ref. While he did, Poison weakly rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair from ringside. He got back into the ring and swung at Scorpion, but Scorpion side-stepped him and nailed him with a punch to the gut. Poison dropped the chair and Scorpion picked it up. He nailed Poison in the head with it, busting him open, then tossed it out of the ring just as Chioda came to. Scorpion pinned Poison, and Chioda struggled over to count the ONE…TWO…]
King: "No!"
[THREE! Chioda called for the bell and then awarded the belt to Scorpion. Scorpion began celebrating as Poison argued with Chioda.]
Finkle: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout….and new XWF Globewide champion, Scorpion!"
[The crowd roared as Scorpion posed on the turnbuckles. All of sudden, senior referee Earl Hebner ran down to the ring and started talking to Chioda.]
JR: "Wait a minute, it looks like Hebner is trying to explain what happened to Chioda."
[After listening for a moment, and seeing the chair outside the ring, Chioda went over to Finkle and then got back in the ring.]
Finkle: "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has reversed his decision and has ordered this match to continue!"
King: "Yes!"
JR: "What?!"
[Scorpion was stunned and went over to argue with Chioda. As he did, Poison snuck up behind him and rolled him up. When Chioda went down for the count, Poison grabbed the rope. ONE…TWO…]
JR: "Hey, hey Ref! No, he's got the rope!"
[THREE! Poison quickly leaped out of the ring and grabbed his belt before any change of decision could be made. Scorpion stared down Chioda and tried to point out the ropes. Chioda wouldn't hear of it, so Scorpion hit the Ride to Hell on him.]
JR: "Quite the controversial win on Poison's part."
King: "But a well-deserved one JR, he was almost cheated out of his belt!"
JR: "I've got a feeling this feud is far from over…"
[wait and Bleed by Slipknot starts as Jadess walks down to the ring]
JR- Now we will hopefully find out about that brutal attack just minutes ago.
King- Word just came in that Big Ed has been hospitalized with a major skull fracture, JR! Lets just hope he will be okay to wrestle at Jailhouse this coming Sunday!
JR- We hope so king, now lets listen to what Jadess has to say.
[Jadess paces back and forth in the ring as she addresses the crowd]
Jadess- Just a few minutes ago, you witnessed the introduction of the most promising new star in the XWF. Sure, it was bit brutal, but hey, in the XWF, you need to be extreme to rise to the top.
King- She has a point, JR!
Jadess- Out in that parking lot, Big Ed got the @$$ kicking he has had coming for a long time. But I won't go into the details myself, lets let his attacker tell you why he did it. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...Heretick!
(8-7-666-5-4-3-2-1...(Heretick Anthem by Slipknot starts as the lights go down. BOOM! Fire explodes from the top of the ramp and through it, walking slowly, is Heretick)
King- There he is JR! The man who might as well have killed Big Ed.
JR- What I am trying to firgure out is why Jadess is so buddy-buddy with this guy. Big Ed trained her for God's sake!
[Heretick steps over the top ropes. He walks into the center of the ring and fire bursts from the ring posts]
Jadess- 7 foot three. 275 pounds of solid muscle. Folks, this is your new soon to be champ!
[Jadess hands the mic to Heretick. He stares at the mic, then stares at Jadess. He pats her lightly on the shoulder, at begins to speak.]
Heretick- Backstage, in that parking lot, I made a point. A point to all other XWF wrestlers, a point to you, the fans, and most importantly, one to Big Ed.
[A mixture of cheers and boos rise from the crowd]
Heretick- Now I bet you are wondering just why I caved in Big Ed's skull. Well, I'll tell you. Big Ed brought me into this federation, hoping that he and I would be partners. He was dead wrong. Since day one, I have been an independent guy. And this piece of crap thinks he can just tell me who to fight, who to partner up with, and basically everything else? Well, judging from his limp body on the asphalt in that lot, I guess its safe to say that he was DEAD WRONG!
King- Well, at least he had a motive!
[Heretick smiles beneath his mask and continues]
Heretick- The reason I decided to side with Jadess is simply this. She knew that I was new to the XWF, but knew that the best thing to do was to let me make my own decisions. Which brings me to my final and most important point. This goes out to all XWF wrestlers. For the time being, I only have animosity with Big Ed. All of you are great athletes, and have kicked @$$ in the XWF. But know this, cross me and pay the price. Big Ed did that and now he lies in a hospital bed. You have been warned, Heretick is here to stay.
[Heretick Anthem starts up again. Heretick holds open the ropes for Jadess, then follows her up the ramp, back to the locker room.]
JR- Well, I can say this King, that is not a guy to be messing with.
King- Unfortunately, Big Ed found that out too late. I think we are going to be seeing the rise of a great new champion!
======Comerical Break=======
Howard Finkle: The following match is for the XWF Tag Team Championship
Jim Ross: We might get to find out who that masked team is
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Didn't you listen to that backstage clip earlier. This mystery team are obviously friends of Shadow and Love one
HOward Finkle: Introducing first the challengers..... The Mystery Team
[Two wrestlers wearing white masks come down to the ring]
Howard Finkle: And there opponents, the XWF tag team champions..... The Loved one and The Shadow
[DXs music plays as the two come down to the ring with big grins on there faces]
[The two teams look at each other in the ring and Shadow says something to the mystery team. The Mystery Team walk over to Shadow and Loved One and shake there head. One of the masked wrestlers wispers something in the Loved ONes ear and he looks back in shock. The Mystery Team then jump the champs and start punching them]
Jim Ross: What, i thought they were on the same side
[The Mystery team start destroying the champs with the element of suprise. They chuck the shadow out of the ring onto the security barrier. The Mystery Team then hits a big Dooms Day device on The Loved One and Pins him (1..2..3)]
Jerry Lawler: This isn't right
Howard Finkle: And winner of the match, and new XWF Tag Team Champions..... The Mystery Team!!!
[THe mystery team raise each others hand in the ring and then take of there masked to reveal who they really are]
Jim Ross: What!!!, its RVR and Iceberg. RVR and Iceberg are the new champs- they tricked Shadow and Loved one out of the belts
Jerry Lawler: Ha ha
====Comercial Breal=====
[Mushroomhead's "Before I Die" exploded over the loudspeaker. The lights went very low, almost dark. A strobe light begins to flash. Out walked Original Sin holding a kama in one hand and a trash can full of weapons in the other. He tosses the trash can of weapons in the ring and sets the kama on the table beside the ring bell. He gets in the ring and waits on his opponents. Most of the fans booed him endlessly, there a few however, who cheered him. The music changed almost seamlessly into "American Fat Ass" as Overweighter made his way down to the ring, steel chair in hand. He entered the ring and stood side-by-side with Original Sin.]
Finkle: "The following match is the hardcore tag team match! In the ring, at a combined 715 lbs., Original Sin and the Overweighter!"
JR: "This one ain't gonna be pretty folks."
King: "Oh boy, I love these hardcore matches! They could use anything and go anywhere! We could end this thing in the bathroom!"
Finkle: "And their opponents, introducing first, weighing in at 253 lbs., Joey Gunn!"
["Just Another Vicitim" hits, but Gunn is nowhere to be seen. Sin and OW brace themselves, ready for a sneak attack, which is exactly what they got. Gunn and Ace leaped into the ring from and each struck their opponents with a kendo stick from behind. Sin and OW stumbled forward, while their opponents continued the beating. When Sin and OW collapsed to the ground, Ace and Gunn were satisfied and dropped the sticks. They nodded to each other, then dived out of the ring and started looking under it. Each pulled out a table and set them up side by side against the ring. Then, they got back in the ring. Their intent was obvious. Ace pulled Sin up and Gunn went for OW. But neither could pull anything off as both Sin and OW recovered and began delivering blows to the head of their respective attackers. Sin whipped Ace into the ropes and then delivered a massive spinebuster onto the chair that lay in the ring. While Gunn was dazed, OW grabbed a metal sign from the trashcan of weapons and nailed Gunn in the head, sending him to the mat. OW then dragged Gunn to the side of the ring where the tables were, and set him up to suplex him out of the ring and into the tables.]
JR: "He wouldn't!"
[Gunn began the suplex, but OW landed on the ring apron. However, he kept the hold on and lifted Gunn over the ropes. The momentum and mass sent both through the tables.]
King: "They won't be getting up after that!"
[Ace and Sin paused for a moment and looked at their fallen partners. Then, realizing the match was now left to them, went at it. Sin grabbed Ace and got him in a hammerlock, but Ace reversed it into a headlock on Sin. Sin broke free and elbowed Ace in the face, then bounced off the ropes and clotheslined Ace to the mat. Sin quickly grabbed a trash can lid and walked over to Ace. Before he got to use it, Ace pulled Sin's legs out from under him, then grabbed his legs and slingshotted him into the corner. Sin leaned against the turnbuckle a moment, his back to Ace. Ace took the opportunity to grab the steel chair and nail Sin in the back. Sin stepped back in pain. When Ace swung again, Sin ducked and gave Ace a quick jab to the gut. While Ace recovered, Sin took the time to grab the kendo stick. When Ace looked back at Sin, he received a stick shot to the face, which busted him open. Ace retaliated with a chair shot to the head, slicing Sin above the eyes. Both men were wavering now, neither wanting to give. Sin hit Ace in the back, and Ace hit Sin in the gut. Sin hit Ace in the arm and Ace hit Sin in the throat. The pain was obviously taking its toll on the men and blood was pouring from both. They looked as if they were ready to pass out. Mustering up all the remaining strength they could, both men took one final swing. The chair hit its mark, right on Sins skull. The stick also hit its mark, smashing the side of Ace's face. Both men dropped their weapons, then fell to the mat. Neither moved. The ref looked at the carnage outside the ring, then examined both men in the ring. He then called for the bell.]
Finkle: "The referee has stopped this match and declared it a no-contest."
[The ref waved his hand toward the stage. Paramedics, oxygen tanks and carts in hand, rushed to the ring and began attending to the fallen performers.]
JR: "Good god King, I haven't seen carnage like that in quite some time. They were whipping each other like government mules!"
King: "I don't think anybody expected this. These guys'll be sore for days!"
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